bob's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Portal Suicide]

Good concept.

Screw polished art. You had a funny joke and that's all anyone needs.

[Pork]

funny stuff.

also, this is a test review.

[Serious Halo]

The description is the best part.

This is just so out there it's hilarious!

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Fuck the police, fuck 'em.

Awesome song choice at the end? But I digress...

Hilarious stuff. Almost did a spit-take with my beer at that "five light sources being reflected by the eyes at all times" bit. Rock.

BiffTheTimid responds:

I almost did a spit take when I saw your review, and it would be a damn shame if I wasted a Lionshead, the new king of beers.

[The Burger]

i like it

I don't know if you really spent only one day on this, but if so that's fantastic. Your animation is still a little choppy, but it was funny enough and that's what matters.

[Fix You - Coldplay]

start the animation sooner?

You should lead with some strong art right out of the gate instead of words. There's a good 5-10 seconds when I wasn't sure if it was just going to be words the entire time, and I'm probably not the only one either.

[The Art Of HouseWifery]

Change nothing!

Forget subtitles, let the kids with marbles in their mouths resort to that trickery. I could hear just fine. Why pander to people who listen to flash animations in loud environments? Leave this one alone and just make more! WITHOUT subtitles.