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Finally, a re-skin I could sink my teeth into.

Posted by bob - April 1st, 2009


Man oh man, I spent weeks dreaming about today.

The idea was first mentioned as a "what if..." when we were discussing how Google sold out to gain market share in China. The idea snowballed from there: What would Newgrounds actually be like if it were run by Chinese officials? Now we get to find out.

Anyway, getting back to my main point: the new site skin. I'll admit, it's a little abrasive. As the guy behind all the CSS, I was a little annoyed when I had to sit down with the Chinese officials and listen to their ideas about a new color scheme. I hate to admit that it's growing on me but still I wish they listened to just a little more of my input. Would it kill them to allow a little blue or green somewhere? Hell, maybe even a little black. At any rate, the entire re-skin took me only 8 hours total, including a little back-and-forth on the approval process.

The other changes are trivial. A few restrictions on free speech for starters, which is perfect since were were looking for a reason to close down the BBS anyway. We're phasing it out slowly by allowing our new Chinese users to post there for a while but it'll soon be gone for good; I just wish the moderators hadn't leaked the story until we were ready to break it ourselves. Anyway, people can still post on their user pages of course since it's more of a private area, though we may still have to censor speech there too. We can't have Newgrounds users saying just any old thing they want or we might get in trouble. Also, many user page banners are offensive so we had to fix a small percentage of those as well.

One major upside is that the Newgrounds Chat is finally up and running. We're still approving people as they come in, and there's a bit of a backlog while the moderators approve comments, but it's a definite step in the right direction.

I'm probably most psyched to work with my good friend Xi-Jinping on his first Flash submission (now that he can finally see the site in China). He did almost all the work, but I did the voices. The guy has a sick sense of humor but he's right: life's too short to be worried about offending someone.

Speaking of which, it's a little disconcerting to me that Tom is going along with the new rules about adult submissions. There are some pretty funny movies that I can't watch right now, but Tom assures me it'll be for the best in the end. Plus, there doesn't seem to be too many people in the BBS complaining about the content restrictions anyway. I guess that means no-one has a real problem with the decision and I should just accept it already.

Well, hope everyone is as psyched about the new changes as I am!


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Can we please post on the BBS now :c

and by bbs i mean forums

THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!
RED CHINA WILL FALL!

You guys keep outdoing yourselves every year! I definitely had a good, long laugh for this one.

I don't understand what you mean. :/

RECENT COMMUNIST COMMUNICATION CHATTER INDICATES PLANS TO ELIMINATE ALL LOCAL DUCKS FOR CONSUMPTION.

This is really a good one! Lots of effort put into this.

And hopefully everyone will learn now that communism is superior! :D

God bless the Chinese. Death to America

Can't tell you how un-psyched i am!

Though, the red and gold kind of looks cool.

I don't know what to tell you. We'll ditch the color scheme in a week or two, but as to the rest I'm sorry you're "un-psyched".

Hey Bob, you're awesome.

Ching Ching Chang Chong

This is the best one yet. Love this skin, we should keep it for an extended period of time.

TO BUILD COMMUNISM IT IS NECESSARY, SIMULTANEOUS WITH THE NEW MATERIAL FOUNDATIONS, TO BUILD THE NEW MAN AND WOMAN!

You guys should add this as a selectable skin in the future, along with different colour schemes. (And to be clear, the only thing i am un-psyched about, is the fact i cant play anything M Rated right now :( )

Can we have something more um...interesting as levels pictures?
And ranks could have remained the same.
What's the point of submitting 17+ "exersises" if you can't watch them?
Hope this is just for one april fools day -.-

I gotta say, It hurts my eyes a little bit. At first I thought it was a glitch.
Then I remembered the date... and... yeah... anyway... I admit I have been doing a lot of laughing over this, even if it is a bit annoying in some ways... heh :3

Pretty cool man. Good to see the chat is finally working and is in the cool new colours too!

Subtle Troll Is Subtle!

Great Job!

I miss posting on rice patty.

Please let us post bob!
I'm gonna go cry to tom and blam all flash.
Not that that will affect you at all
April Fools

this is the best april fools here in new grounds. but it's kinda disturbing ya know. :P

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