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My dad is #1 in Catan for Xbox Live Arcade

Posted by bob Nov. 30, 2007 @ 11:34 AM EST

My Dad has finally accomplished one of his dreams, and that is to be the best Settlers of Catan player in the world. He's played over 900 games at the time of this writing, and at an hour per game, that's a huge time investment.

I mean, he's always been good. And obsessed.

When I first introduced my dad to the original Settlers of Catan board game a few years ago (having been introduced to the game myself by Ross, incidentally), he was immediately fascinated by it. He went out and bought all the expansion sets -- none of which he likes as much as the original version -- and demanded to play it every time we had a game night. Regardless of how many people we have to accommodate at a gaming get-together, be it two or 12, the first question out of his mouth was always the same: "Are we playing Settlers?"

Most of my friends and I invariably tired of the game mostly because there are so many other great board games out there; too many to be pigeon holed into playing the same one over and over again. Another reason was that because it was the only game my dad liked to play, he was becoming impossible to beat. Those of us who were smart enough not to trade with him would get frustrated at people who would fall for his salesmanship. After a while I vowed never to play with him again unless it was some different variation of the game that he hadn't completely figured out yet, and even then only when I absolutely couldn't convince him to try something else in my collection.

Fast forward three years to the pre-release of Catan for Xbox Live Arcade. We played it on the XBLA developer network here in the office (a perk from The Behemoth side of the operations) and knew immediately it was right up my dad's alley. I mean, here we were playing it every chance we got, taking turns against the different A.I.s and critiquing each other's strategies. The game was so well implemented and fun to play that it was obvious it would be an immediate addiction for my dad, whose would stay up to the wee hours of the night playing Civilization on his PC.

So I borrowed Tim's expertise for a weekend and we drove down my parent's place in Maryland. First, we went on a whirlwind shopping spree where we purchased a 46" Sony TV, a new Xbox 360, wireless network card, wireless controller, and an XBLA gold membership. Then we went about completely rearranging the living room to optimize it for the new set-up and getting my dad familiarized with the whole online gameplay experience.

Within one week he was absolutely hooked.

After a month he was still staying up to 3 a.m. on a regular basis to squeeze out every minute of gameplay he could.

Now, almost seven months after its debut, my dad has finally made it to where I knew his passion for Settlers of Catan and addictive personality could take him: Number One in the world.

Congratulations, dad. You've earned it.

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Nov. 30, 2007 | 11:48 AM JohnnyUtah says:

pics or it didn't happen


Nov. 30, 2007 | 11:49 AM mike says:

all hail bob's dad, the overlord of catan
if only bob's halo skills matched his dad's catan skills

Nov. 30, 2007 | 11:50 AM bob responds:

>:(


Nov. 30, 2007 | 12:08 PM CaptainBob says:

lol, I remember you talking about your dad's obesssion with Catan back in June. I've had the game on my 360 for a while but haven't gotten around to playing it online, probably because I'd get my ass kicked...the computer does it enough for me. But props to your dad, that's hardcore.


Nov. 30, 2007 | 12:11 PM bob says:

Additional note: this is only for RANKED gameplay. My dad still loses to the Difficult A.I. because they won't trade with him after 5 points. And the two games he's played against me in "friendly" mode? I whooped up on him. :)


Nov. 30, 2007 | 12:20 PM TomFulp says:

What's this? ZERO Alien Hominid achievements?!


Nov. 30, 2007 | 12:41 PM jamkinz says:

Dad must be thrilled and mom must be very upset. That's over 900 hours of Dad ignoring her.


Nov. 30, 2007 | 2:14 PM latin4life says:

wow ur dad roxs at this game


Nov. 30, 2007 | 3:56 PM Kirbyzilla says:

cool dude, how good at he at halo3?

Nov. 30, 2007 | 4:54 PM bob responds:

We played once over Thanksgiving, campaign mode, and he couldn't stop running into corners looking straight up....


Nov. 30, 2007 | 4:39 PM BoMToons says:

That is some seriously impressive obsession. I'm convinced OCD is not a disease, but a blessing from heaven. Just look at all the successful people you know...well maybe not necessarilly "successful" but who have ever accomplished anything worth talking about.

Nov. 30, 2007 | 4:53 PM bob responds:

I guess it's why he's such a good salesman, putting his mind to making people happy before and after a sale. My only obsession is Halo 3, but I don't think that's taking me to the top of anything. :/


Nov. 30, 2007 | 4:52 PM TehreTard says:

PS3 sux amirite?


Nov. 30, 2007 | 6:44 PM Kirbyzilla says:

really...what level was it? (PM)


Nov. 30, 2007 | 7:56 PM l-croft says:

Dude, what happens if your mom wants to watch a movie or TV while he's gaming? Does he get in shit for that?
Oh...and a word of wisdom...he can't be #1 forever...;)

Dec. 1, 2007 | 8:21 PM bob responds:

Oh, I don't think you understand how obsessed he is. And my mom has enough hobbies of her own, motorcycling, ice skating, church choir, and all that on top of her day job. She is the anti-couch potato.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 12:36 AM PlatinumX9 says:

too bad u still suck at halo. I'll pwn u anyday.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 8:21 PM bob responds:

Bring it, bitch.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 12:59 AM Jercurpac says:

My dad only likes Brunwick Pro Bowling on the Wii. He'll keep me updated on his progress while I tell him about Guitar Hero, but I don't think he's setting any world records on it. Catan's a pretty popular game though. I'd have to assume that there are tournaments out there. Your dad ever try to make some cash off of his obsession.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 7:10 AM Notcrud says:

Dude................All hail your dad.................


Dec. 1, 2007 | 10:51 AM steph2568 says:

you have teh coolest dad in teh world!!!


Dec. 1, 2007 | 11:46 AM Androu1 says:

You can say him at a stranger he doesn't fucking knows (and neither do you,lolz) says "CONGRATS!!!"

Dec. 1, 2007 | 8:22 PM bob responds:

I will pass it along.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:25 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

That is so EXTREME!!!


Dec. 1, 2007 | 10:27 PM SevenSeize says:

Congrats to dad as well! :-)


Dec. 2, 2007 | 1:13 AM Jonas says:

Seriously, congrats to him. :D I remember being #90 in SFIIHF out of like 300k, that's about all I've managed.


Dec. 2, 2007 | 6:17 PM Afro-Ninja says:

Haha, that is pretty awesome

I was pretty stoked about downloading catan but I haven't played it for a while, I would always get disconnections during/ at the end of the game and it pissed me off.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 12:57 PM bob responds:

As you can imagine, that has been fixed by now.


Dec. 2, 2007 | 8:07 PM Nevermind3 says:

I never heard of Catan before I read this.
I looked up on and I'm interested, probably going to get it off XBLA.

Going to get my ass kicked, o well.


Dec. 2, 2007 | 11:29 PM Bloodman101 says:

wwo thats pretty cool, hows olds your dad? i never knew that parents are hooked onto games for a long time...?? =| anyway tell 'im i said congrats lol

Dec. 3, 2007 | 12:58 PM bob responds:

He's 57.... Wow that makes me feel old. :/


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:50 AM risbolla says:

'lo bob


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:29 PM The-evil-bucket says:

Wow. Errrr, congratulations.


Dec. 4, 2007 | 7:30 AM Cambo says:

that's all well and good, but if he's a computer games nerd then he must be a virgin

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT


Dec. 4, 2007 | 4:49 PM RDubes says:

Are you basing his number 1 status on the website's (mygamercard) rankings? if so, they base their rankings on the percentage of achievements completed. If you have 100% in a game it automatically says #1. Here's another example of someone with #1 in Catan: http://profile.mygamercard.net/AKA%20 Fireflex%2015

Dec. 5, 2007 | 3:31 PM bob responds:

I'm basing it off of the XBLA in-game leaderboard.

(but you're right, the image i chose was the wrong kind of "number one")


Dec. 4, 2007 | 6:32 PM Psycedelic says:

Wow! I which that YOUR dad was MY dad! Say hello, and congratulations from me would yah?


Dec. 7, 2007 | 6:59 PM Jon4life says:

Your dad sucks. Mine can do anthing better than yours.

Dec. 8, 2007 | 9:02 AM bob responds:

Nuh uh!


Dec. 7, 2007 | 7:50 PM RDubes says:

Well then I congratulate him, that is quite a feat for anyone, much less someone not born in the video game era.

Dec. 8, 2007 | 9:04 AM bob responds:

Yeah, I know right?! I'm so proud of him, all grown up now. I remember when I was teaching him how to hold the controller and the difference between the bumper and trigger buttons... *choking up* so... proud...


Dec. 12, 2007 | 3:45 PM Zailotech says:

your dad must have worked really long&hard to get that type of score... unfortunatly i have no xbox so is he still their, &how long did he stay up playing it anyway?!?


Dec. 22, 2007 | 6:15 PM toxicdevil93 says:

I will pwn you.......at Halo 3

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