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good xmas card, average overall movie

It's a little too happy for my taste. The scream and other sounds you used are hilarious, though i don't think you intended them to be? And some of jokes were a little too knee-slapping for me. A good beginner flash, which is a shambe because you've been doing this for soooo long. I liked your unpublished (on NG anyway) 12 days of Christmas better, because it had whimsy. This was a great family Xmas card, but too slow paced to be much more than that. Needs to be edgier to suit me.

paulzak responds:

Bob--my style can not suit everyone, i appreciate your honesty. I can't help that you don't have any taste!

Good concept.

Screw polished art. You had a funny joke and that's all anyone needs.

funny stuff.

also, this is a test review.

not bad.

The art could be a little better next time, and why is that one ramp covered in gasoline? Something you forgot to implement?

Alexnotsr responds:

The ramp is covered in gasoline so that the ball will turn into a fireball when it goes up against that candle. You do know this equation, right?
Blazing Inferno = fire + gasoline

The description is the best part.

This is just so out there it's hilarious!

Fuck the police, fuck 'em.

Awesome song choice at the end? But I digress...

Hilarious stuff. Almost did a spit-take with my beer at that "five light sources being reflected by the eyes at all times" bit. Rock.

BiffTheTimid responds:

I almost did a spit take when I saw your review, and it would be a damn shame if I wasted a Lionshead, the new king of beers.

i like it

I don't know if you really spent only one day on this, but if so that's fantastic. Your animation is still a little choppy, but it was funny enough and that's what matters.

start the animation sooner?

You should lead with some strong art right out of the gate instead of words. There's a good 5-10 seconds when I wasn't sure if it was just going to be words the entire time, and I'm probably not the only one either.

not good

Just because this review is negative doesn't make it abusive:

Seriously not good. These non-animated submissions are awful and test everyone's patience. It's submissions like this that make Kongregate look better and better, while making NG look more and more like myspace.com.

The sad part is that you know just how bad these are. Glad you're having fun at least.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Congratulations on being able to write a borderline review.

When reviewing try to stay on the subject of the flash.

Change nothing!

Forget subtitles, let the kids with marbles in their mouths resort to that trickery. I could hear just fine. Why pander to people who listen to flash animations in loud environments? Leave this one alone and just make more! WITHOUT subtitles.

this used to be my playground...

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