Score: 5

"artwork awesome, plot sketchy?"

submission: A Day Of Tim Miller

date: January 21, 2008

Among other things, I don't understand why Tim chases Tom when Stamper knocked his coffee? Is this a ploy to encourage repeat viewing? If so, it worked. Those square faces are adorable and I could watch them all day.

Score: 9

"fan-fucking-tastic"

submission: [STAIN]

date: January 21, 2008

Really interesting. I can't say that I'd like to see more like this because I think one is enough. Though I will check out your other stuff now in the hopes that you have some conventional fare as well. If not, maybe in the future.

Did you show this to your family? It might scare them but if they can appreciate art in any form then you should give it a shot.

Best stick movie I've ever seen.

Score: 7

"simple and cute."

submission: Light people on Fire

date: January 21, 2008

great concept. main gripe: you misspelled "congratulations" in the final screen...

Score: 9

"Phew."

submission: TANK DICK

date: January 20, 2008

That made me extremely uncomfortable watching it. But it was still really funny.

I disagree with people who reviewed Stamper's parody as being *that* much funnier. Yours was funny in a creepy way, which is still great.

And I'm not just sucking up here.

Also, veiny cocks are disgusting. And it disgusts me that you can draw them.

Score: 10

"my god..."

submission: TANKMEN .5

date: January 20, 2008

I HATE finding out about these things through the grapevine! (If you can call reading The-Swain's reviews a vine.)

Anyway. It was awesome. Love the new/old characters, how you rolled them into one. I did notice a lot of smoking humor, is that because we're putting out a smoking T-shirt or was it coincidence or did you just draw inspiration from that design?

I'm a huge fan of developing characters by pulling back layers at a time. Most of my favorite movies do it in some fashion, and it was really cool to see that in play here as well. Amazing how you're able to give these black-and-white characters personalities with a little voiceover and avoiding complex animation scenes.

Well, that's enough knob-slobbing for one day. See you tomorrow.

Score: 10

"very corny"

submission: Freezepop's JEM!

date: January 18, 2008

Nah, I disagree with a lot of the other reviewers. I didn't think you embarassed yourself. I didn't get any "douche chills" by watching it, meaning I didn't feel embarassed for you. I thought it was a little repetetive, and it annoyed me how you looked at the monitor instead of directly into the camera, and it bothers me that you didn't pay more attention to the lip syncing for the first two words of the song -- arguably the most important.

Anyway, I gave you a 10 to balance out all the losers who hated it.

Score: 4

"had to turn it off halfway through"

submission: Taxi

date: January 17, 2008

The art was cute, the animation was more than acceptable, but the one thing I couldn't stand was not being able to hear the vocals. So I turned it up a little bit and BLAM-O My earbuds explode when the poppy music comes on. Ouch.

Score: 8

"pretty cool..."

submission: The REAL Cloverfield

date: January 17, 2008

points off for some small problems like not matching the blacks in the intro text and the big Hominid screen at the end. little details like that make me whimper like a burnt puppy.

Score: 6

"alright..."

submission: Snow Rally

date: January 16, 2008

first the review: fun, i liked it.

now: as per Cloov's request, we changed portal movies to have wode=opaque for all flash submissions. In return, I'd love for him to send me a PM about how the game's running now comparatively. Also, give that man the co-author credit now that he has an account (AND ACTUALLY MADE THE GAME)... :/

Score: 6

"cute"

submission: Race Across The Rainbow

date: January 15, 2008

I liked this a lot. My favorite part was where the girl was covered in white liquid. But that's just the pervert in me. And I gree with Herano, the music choice was key.