Score: 10

"Amazing."

submission: Don't Look Back

date: April 7, 2009

Very poetic and nostalgic. Loved every minute of it!

Score: 0

"i dont' get how this is an april fools joke."

submission: $eG@

date: April 7, 2009

How is this any different from a regular, everyday submission by you guys? (And no, this review is NOT offensive. Just stating my opinion in the form of a questions. Lighten up, mods. )

Score: 10

"awesome but literally impossible"

submission: Tiananmen Square

date: April 2, 2009

You have a bug where each new level removes a player from your queue of players.

Score: 8

"very clever"

submission: Cowman Vs China

date: April 1, 2009

cute, man. i dig it.

Score: 7

"Slow on a mac."

submission: Music Catch 2

date: March 11, 2009

The main difference I've noticed between Flash games and so-called "real" games (y'know, for game systems) is that the heavy hitters are tested extensively. This game is really, really fun and would be addicting if it worked on my damn computer.

If you're on a mac, don't bother playing this game. The cursor is way too jumpy and that's if you can even get it to play in your browser. I got so many "you have another music-emitting flash window open" messages that I almost snapped.

Anyway, I wish more Flash authors -- this one included -- would test their games on multiple systems before release. Also, I wish it used the Newgrounds API so that we could have achievements. (At which point I'd switch over to my IE6 testing PC to play until I got all the medals... :P )

Score: 3

"cute, but too easy"

submission: Bubble Cannon

date: February 25, 2009

It seems a little random in that I get a better score when i pick a good angle and click as fast as I can than when i do by thinking things through. I got a score of 109 in about 30 seconds once just by clicking really fast at like a 60 degree angle.

The physics are nice though. :/

Score: 7

"Spelling error."

submission: Left 4 Speed

date: February 25, 2009

You spelled "sponsor" wrong in the phrase "Sponsored by Newgrounds".

Score: 7

"too many questions at the beginning"

submission: Aperture Science

date: February 24, 2009

I found myself simply leaving the default answers filled in and pressing "continue".

Also, you should deactivate right-clicking so that people can't cheat through the maze. In case you were interested.

The snarky computer attitude was enjoyable.

Score: 9

"One of the few good ones."

submission: Heptagon n' Decagon

date: February 20, 2009

This is only one of a few that deserves praise. Very funny.

Score: 7

"Miniscule spelling error."

submission: If You Were Gay, Roy

date: February 4, 2009

Hay is for horses, "hey" means hello.