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Accidentally awesome poetry.

Posted by bob - April 1st, 2010


As found in the Writing Forum on April 1, 2010:

A pigeon once pooped on Kevin Bacon's head,
Then flew away with great dread,
Kevin Bacon had lots of fun,
As Kevin Bacon pulled out Kevin Bacon's gun,
and BANG! the pigeon was dead.

Fucking awesome. :)


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first again. love u bob

Wow, intresting

Wow

hahaha yes

In honor of Kevin Bacon Day Gobblemeister will now list his filmography

Film
National Lampoon's Animal House
Starting Over
The Gift
Hero at Large
Friday the 13th
Only When Kevin Bacon Laugh
Diner
Forty Deuce
Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
Footloose
Quicksilver
White Water Summer
End of the Line
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
She's Having a Baby
Criminal Law
The Big Picture
Tremors
Flatliners
Pyrates
Queens Logic
He Said, She Said
JFK
"A Little Vicious"
A Few Good Men
The Air Up There
The River Wild
"New York Skyride"
Murder in the First
Apollo 13
Balto
Sleepers
Picture Perfect
Destination Anywhere
Telling Lies in America
Digging to China
Wild Things
Stir of Echoes
Kevin Bacon's Dog Skip
Kevin Bacon Married Margo
Hollow Man
Novocaine
Trapped
Mystic River
In the Cut
"Imagine New York"
The Woodsman
Cavedweller
"Natural Disasters: Forces of Nature"
Loverboy (also directed)
Beauty Shop
Where the Truth Lies
Death Sentence
Rails & Ties
The Air Kevin Bacon Breathe
Frost/Nixon
"Saving Angelo"
Taking Chance
The Magic 7
Kevin Bacon's One and Only

Television
Search for Tomorrow
The Guiding Light
The Demon Murder Case
Mister Roberts
The Little Sister
Lemon Sky
Frasier Vic
Will & Grace

I approve of this comment.

hell yeah its awsome

Nice ass

baconator

Mmm, bacon!

BACON, I AM DISSAPOINT.

I have never seen such awesome poetry in my entire life. I feel the need to post it on my wall somewhere so that I can read it everyday for the rest of my life. I truly believe that this is a masterpiece.

OMFG what have you done!?

i don't get this site anymore :(

That Pigeon got Footloose.

Also:

"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape Kevin Bacon's sight! Let those who worship evil's might, Beware Kevin Bacon's power: Green Lantern's light!"

cool

What the hell is a Kevin Bacon?

Did Canada get a new name?

why aern't there any kevin bacon related things in the store today bob

Hmm, we went lower key this year. Just a simple change is all.

lol =)

*waves hello*

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